Wednesday 28 January 2009

Raccoon rapist's penis bitten off

Love this story:

AN enraged raccoon has bitten off a man's penis as the pervert tried to rape the animal.

Russian Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous28 January 2009 at 20:24

    I guess he should have just offered him a friendly kiss instead:

    http://animalsneedkisses.wordpress.com/2009/01/28/raccoons/

    Too funny!

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  2. InsideYourBalls29 January 2009 at 08:25

    LOL. I must say I have never encountered a raccoon though I'm fairly sure if I did, I would neither want to kiss it or rape it. Hopefully

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  3. Unishane4 February 2009 at 15:28

    The old adage no doubt aplied - "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

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